Saturday Kreskova is an unofficial Romanian holiday that dates back to the 27th of August 20222. Its main concept is drinking the cheap dry spirit vodka called "Kreskova" with the juice "Granini" with the "Sour Cherry" flavour. The ritual starts in the park "Cisimigu" from Bucharest in the zone where old men play chess ("sahisti") and it consists of drinking excessive quantities of Kreskova with Granini. Afterwards, the action moves to a club in Bucharest (free of choice) and you party there until the club closes. Afterwards, you take a train to a different city, however, the city has to be picked only after you exit the club and not before. Alcohol must be consumed throughout the night, and only the lack of money or excessive fainting relieves you of that duty.
Man, last night I went to Saturday Kreskova and I woke up in the city of Constanta with no money. It was a good Saturday Kreskova!
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