kraut-mic

A German Irish. One of German and Irish desent.

"Ok, my Kraut-Mic friend,"

by Blake M July 16, 2007

Kaumudi

Kaumudi is the nicest person you will ever meet in your entire life she is kind and loving everyone needs a Kaumudi

Accidently bumps into kaumudi

Kaumudi: oh I'm so sorry

Me: ITS ALL GOOD HAHAHA

by Yeetbruhsocks September 6, 2019

Kramer's Law

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.

After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.

by Lopz August 9, 2012

poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.

Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!

by gofr March 28, 2008

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.

Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.

by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

Kramer

Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.

I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.

by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020