kaglinger

A question that one cannot solve.

Man, this Physics question is a kaglinger and a half!

by DaMemeLord6969 October 25, 2017

Spaff Wrangling

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.

I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

Pussy-rangling

The act of going out with your bros looking for pussy, but usually failing and ending up just being out with your friends having a good time.

Jon: what did you guys do last night?
Kurt: Oh, we just went pussy-rangling, we ended up with no girls, but had a great time!

by J-Dawg31 August 23, 2011

Thigh Wrangling

When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.

If a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been 'Thigh Wrangling'.

by PinkGuru December 31, 2008

Kingling

The esteemed individual who consumes the last Yuengling beverage, this hero among mere peasants must then wear the packaging on his/her head. The Kingling is one of the highest ranks known to man, higher than the pope.. or whatever.

Jessica saw a strange man passed out with a box on his head. She bowed her head in respect, this man was the Kingling.

by oksloth September 17, 2012

squirrel wrangling

The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.

Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.

To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.

I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.

by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011

Nerd Wrangling

Verb. The act of getting computer programmers to do their job, particularly when a new video/computer game has recently come out.

I thought we were going to have to delay the project when Call of Duty came out, but I did some Nerd Wrangling, and got everybody back to work.

by Dickjutsu August 13, 2012