krang

An intelligently diabolical individual, an evil brain. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Krang over there thinks we should steal the dairy queen sign.

by pistolp February 21, 2004

Kranged

To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.

Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'

by Mr Muffstuffer April 22, 2013

krang

Notorious villain from children's show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Resembles a larg brain with nubs.

"I am Krang the all powerful! I have never been defeated!"

by xzist September 15, 2005

krang

The act of giving fellatio. Reference to the turtles' brain-like enemy on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as well as the popular New York slang term for oral sex ("brains.")

"That skeezer gives good Krang, b!"

by Theodore Q. Wickersham November 19, 2007

krang bang

To hit an unsuspecting person in the head with your scrotum.
The scrotum resembles Krang, the villan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Give that bitch a krang bang!

by Magic Larry December 23, 2007

krazy krang

one who is so insanely crazy.

You wish you were a krazy krang

by K. Krangg June 17, 2010

Cook Krang

Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.

by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022