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kermitarian

a kermitarian is a person who worships kermit the frog, our saviour.
“hey! are you a kermitarian?”
“yeah, i worship kermit the frog.”
by Faith92345 May 21, 2018
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kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)
Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
by gtbarry January 13, 2009
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go kermit sewer side

It is basically a spin off of go commit die, except this is more deadly, it reaches into your soul and hits you hard, its more destructive than jokes about dead relatives, its the best comeback
Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: stfu and go kermit sewer side
by Reknios July 10, 2018
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Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.
I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide
by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016
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Salty Kermit

A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.
I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.
by MsuButters November 25, 2014
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Kermit the Frog

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true
Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet
by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018
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Kermit

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself
Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?
by Zaniel December 20, 2017
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