kooksexual

being attracted to the one and only jeon jungkook. no seriously. only him.

plebeian: isn’t this guy cute?
jungkook stan: sorry, i’m kooksexual.
uncouth plebeian: what does that mean?
jungkook stan: jungkook bestest boi. jungkook is the only boi. uwu

by uwujk September 28, 2020

Kootra

A disease which main symptoms are smelling bad, not being MLG and saying,"What the brown?" involuntarily.

Guy #1:"So, my doctor told me I have a nasty case of Kootra."
Guy #2:"Stay the fuck away from me, I don't want your Kootra!"

by UberHaxorNova February 27, 2011

koofsee

If KFC aka Kentucky Fried Chicken was a word.

Borismo - "Lets go get some koofsee"
Holden - "Yes please I'll have a zingaaa!"

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield May 29, 2007

Koosha

What more is to say than he is the true definition of awesomeness. You will never ever find someone as good as him and he is a true bro. And let's be honest ladies LOVE this guy. Best lover someone can find and if you ever find a koosha never let go.

Jennifer: Yesterday I went on a date with this guy and he was a true gentleman. He was funny and sexy and the sex was amazing
Rebecca: Wow Jenny looks like you found a koosha.

by Theguyyouneverknow August 16, 2018

Koothara

Cultureless, shameless, country fellow/thing; A person/thing which is of hardly any value; Very bad.

He's a koothara.

by jujubi March 21, 2011

Khotso

Khotso is the name for a guy who is perfect. All Khotso's are the most gentleman-like guys there are, they are unbeliveably sensitive and overall super lovable and make the best boyfriends. Khotso is the kind of guy you just want to spend the rest of your life with.

Khotso, my boyfriend is the sweetest guy, all I want to do is see him all day.

by BlackPipi November 3, 2011

Sugondese Knots

Crafted from the fibers of various tree nuts and tied using traditional Bofasim technique, Sugondese Knots represent the industrious spirit of a people’s culture that spans millennia.

The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.

Winston Woston: “Thats a durable rope and extremely intricate looking knot design! Where can I get one of those?!”

Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”

by Dusty Knuckles September 2, 2022