Kingling

The esteemed individual who consumes the last Yuengling beverage, this hero among mere peasants must then wear the packaging on his/her head. The Kingling is one of the highest ranks known to man, higher than the pope.. or whatever.

Jessica saw a strange man passed out with a box on his head. She bowed her head in respect, this man was the Kingling.

by oksloth September 17, 2012

Koniking

Koniking: v. a simplistic from of trolling, whereby an individual pontificates on subject upon which they have little to no knowledge, or the information they posses is inherently faulty. This form of trolling is special in that the koniker has poor literary, debate, and intellectual skills, made obvious by a repeated use of banal insults, and incoherent attacks based on religion, sexual behaviors, personal hygiene, or ‘your mama’ jokes.

stanley just went on koniking like a bloody moron for hours

by MEIGH May 5, 2004

konging

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex

Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.

by mizezslo June 1, 2019

kingaling

Nickname for someone whose last name is King. This person is witty and hot but will argue with a stop sign. Usually excells at Guitar Hero.

Chip: "Oh sh*t, Kingaling's here."
Fred: "Hide the playstation and the Vodka"

by kingqh536 February 20, 2009

Donkey Konging

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

konging

Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.

by Old Gregory April 24, 2008

kongming

Kongenesis 1:1 In the beginning, the great and mighty Kong laid down the standards for today. With his mighty and incredible phallus, he was easily able to subdue every single member of the female species within less than a year. And, behold, the world saw that this Kong was not a mere mortal, but a God amongst men, and so he was worshiped by all men, and his phallus was worshiped by all women.

The legacy of Kongming will be revered for millenia to come.

by |>|-|1|_ April 20, 2007