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Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010
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konging

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex
Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.
by mizezslo June 1, 2019
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Related Words

Donkey konga

the secretive term used among males to refer to the act of playing with a females breast usually in a bongo manner as inspired by the nintendo game.
"as the girl with huge breast entered the room the guys acknowledged it with a suggestion to play the game donkey konga"

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guy 1: did u seem dem titties?

guy 2: hell yea we cud play some serious donky konga!
by THE REAL MACDADDY August 11, 2009
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Konglish

English words that Korean people use in a manner that is not correct English. Usually this is by combining two words or modifying words incorrectly.
Konglish examples:
How about playing some "pocketball" (pool) after work?
We shouldn't turn on the "aircon" (air conditioner) until July.
Who is your favorite "gagman"? (comedian)
by soju555222 September 23, 2009
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donkey kongin'

phenotic spelling (dong-kee kɔŋ-ing)

Verb

The act of lifting an empty keg above one's head, and pursing a busy section of a party with it in the previously stated position. If one so desires they may also choose to throw the keg from this position at the person who tapped the keg (for they are the kremlin.)

History:

Donkey Kong--who paid 5 dollars to get into a house party--became enraged when he found that the person in front of him had tapped the keg-- after realizing this, his first impulse was to chase the kremlin with the keg raised high above his head, in hopes to assault the beast.

a formal thanks must be given to a friend-Tony-who first successfully completed the action.
John: Shit man where'd the keg go.

Steve: Dude, Paul ran off donkey kongin' that shit to get that fuckin' kremlin Dan.

John: Oh word? He's totally fucked.
by Joe and Walsh (BU) January 3, 2010
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konga kongie

This was the name of a dildo in the 80's. It was about 8 inches long and as big around as a soup can.
guy 1: Man I worked my girlfriend over with the konga kongie last night. guy 2: Did she like it? guy 1: She sure did.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2020
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kongism

1: hey are you a kongist?
2: whats that?
1: the religion of kongism, you should join!
by kongist July 19, 2020
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