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KOCKING

Laughing so hard it's like you're choking on cock or deepthroating.
"Katelyn, did you see how hard Jessica was laughing at that meme? She was Basically KOCKING.
by Gabbienham April 19, 2018
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kock

another way to spell cock; penis
KocK
by d October 1, 2003
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S-Kock

To put up a fake relationship on Facebook and get everyone to believe its real
Haha that faggot pulled an S-Kock and that dumb hoe thought he was actually cool.
by kockyforever December 1, 2009
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King Kock

King Kong's dick. It's bigger than a bullet train and twice as fast. It can fill Lake Superior in a single cumshot and is visible from outerspace.
If I were a woman, I'd be all over King Kong's King Kock. Hell! Who cares what I am?! I want that giant gock!
by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004
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Vod-Kock

The equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”.... For Russians.
Vladimir couldn’t “Put-in” because of a bad case of “Vod-kock”.
by robpunzel April 8, 2019
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Kock Randy

the act of a girl punching a guy while having sex with him.
Looks like Nancy gave Bill the old Kock Randy last night!
by KillerBunny12 January 2, 2012
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Ben-Kock

The name given for a penis belonging to someone named Ben.
Girl 1: I hear hes quite small.

Girl 2: I guess you haven't been formally introduced to the Ben-Kock.
by CarrotsAndCorn September 4, 2009
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