KOCKING

Laughing so hard it's like you're choking on cock or deepthroating.

"Katelyn, did you see how hard Jessica was laughing at that meme? She was Basically KOCKING.

by Gabbienham September 02, 2017

kock

another way to spell cock; penis

KocK

by d October 02, 2003

S-Kock

To put up a fake relationship on Facebook and get everyone to believe its real

Haha that faggot pulled an S-Kock and that dumb hoe thought he was actually cool.

by kockyforever December 02, 2009

King Kock

King Kong's dick. It's bigger than a bullet train and twice as fast. It can fill Lake Superior in a single cumshot and is visible from outerspace.

If I were a woman, I'd be all over King Kong's King Kock. Hell! Who cares what I am?! I want that giant gock!

by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004

Vod-Kock

The equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”.... For Russians.

Vladimir couldn’t “Put-in” because of a bad case of “Vod-kock”.

by robpunzel April 09, 2019

Kock Randy

the act of a girl punching a guy while having sex with him.

Looks like Nancy gave Bill the old Kock Randy last night!

by KillerBunny12 January 01, 2012

Ben-Kock

The name given for a penis belonging to someone named Ben.

Girl 1: I hear hes quite small.

Girl 2: I guess you haven't been formally introduced to the Ben-Kock.

by CarrotsAndCorn September 04, 2009