Koala
A koala is a common drink consumed in england. the koala is a cocktail consisting of single malt whiskey, gin and tonic from a tinnie and some lager, beer or stout. yeeeahhhh boooiiii
Koala by paaulandhisthoughts January 25, 2013
Koala
A grayish-white tree-dwelling marsupial with surprisingly very course fur (more like a cow's tail than a kitten's fur.), extremely dangerously sharp teeth and claws, and large, "fluffy" ears.
When Koalas are awake they will usually give you the "death stare", often mistaken as a cute and tired look, as well as hiss, growl, and/or a loud screech displaying their unusually sharp, and very dangerous, teeth.
Koalas are extremely aggressive towards their own kind, which is why they prefer to sleep separately in different trees, otherwise it would be very common to see dead Koalas lying on the grass below a tree with blood trailing down from the top of the tree...
I hope you enjoyed!
When Koalas are awake they will usually give you the "death stare", often mistaken as a cute and tired look, as well as hiss, growl, and/or a loud screech displaying their unusually sharp, and very dangerous, teeth.
Koalas are extremely aggressive towards their own kind, which is why they prefer to sleep separately in different trees, otherwise it would be very common to see dead Koalas lying on the grass below a tree with blood trailing down from the top of the tree...
I hope you enjoyed!
Koala
Literally the best person you could ever find and have as a partner or best friend. They will look super cute when they lay their head down and cover some of their face with a blanket or hoodie, and they are beautiful and extremely attractive. They will be your first true love, and you migh just have the chance to be more than friends. But if not, be thankful that they are your friends at least. Because if not, they could end you in a second. Thy will always support you, even when you don't and they will get annoyed if you say bad things about yourself. So say them anyways, because the are adorable when they get annoyed. You will always want to be more than friends them, but something will always stop you guys from that. Just be patient and see how it goes. Who knows what could happen?
koala
A type of marsupial that pretends to eat eucalyptus leaves. The truth, however, is that these leaves are almost nutritionally useless, and that the ebil koalas must resort to fiery warfare ending in bloody cannibalistic feasts upon scorched koala flesh that last centuries. In spite of this insanity, many people, especially female people, are fond of them.
koala by IAMTHELORDTHYGOD February 20, 2008
Koala
"The Koala (Phascolarctos cinereus; sometimes also spelled Phascolarctus cinereus) is a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore endemic to Australia, and the only representative of its family, Phascolarctidae". Don't fuck with them.
Check out that Koala just chillen, eatin Eucalyptus.
You don't mess with the Koalas. Especially Kids with Sticks, or Tea Bags.
You don't talk about the Koalas.
You don't mess with the Koalas. Especially Kids with Sticks, or Tea Bags.
You don't talk about the Koalas.
Koala by Koala-olic March 13, 2005
koala
A person who clings to the couch, gets stoned, and sleeps. Much like a koala who clings to trees, gets high off the eucalyptus leaves, and sleeps most of the day.