knuckleball wanker

Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air
'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
by MaliaMadness2020 March 22, 2016
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Knoxville Knuckleball

When you fist someone with your middle knuckle elevated. It could also mean fisting someone with your class ring on.
I couldn't sit right for 2 days because Tom gave me a Knoxville Knuckleball.
by Buttwipes October 14, 2020
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knuckleball mitt

a large vagina with bulbous, darkened labia.
Wakefield was pitching for the Sox today and the knuckleball mitt Mirabelli was using to catch him reminded me of your mother's vagina.
by c. friday April 07, 2005
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