Knobed

this word perfectly describes a lazy boy who drinks a lot and is common. he has jumpers and socks with holes in and is a genral tramp! he makes himself feel better by insulting and bullying innocent girls who are way out of his league. and he is so dirty and has so many S.T.Is he has to have a bath 2 times a day.

1. MAT IS A KNOBED!
2. that knobed makes me sick

haaaaa turn tht around bitch

by one time at band camp :p January 17, 2009

Knob End

Preston 'Knob End' FC. Championship football team who have England Star David NUGENT playing for them!

KNOB END are playing Burnley tonight!

by Deanooooooooooo April 1, 2007

knoben

Similar to "knob head" , but said quickly sounds like "knoben"
pronounced "nob-en"

What are ya doin' ya knoben? Are ya off your head mate?

by jimmyboi11 September 7, 2014

knobended

When you get so drunk you wake up still completely shit faced.

"yeah mate, I was totally knobended this morning, but what do u expect when u drink in the afternoon and then go out?"

"Yeah, you shouldn't be calling me right now. You are clearly knobended"

by lashed2010 April 20, 2010

knobead

One who's acts, words or simple presence in a room can make you want to beat the structure out of thier face bones. Literally a DickHead.

God that j-lo is a real knobhead

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Knob End

The "knob end" is the crust of a pasty that you hold to eat it.Sometimes discarded down the Cornish mines for the "knockers" (goblins) to eat.

The knockers loved the knob end

by LordSmithers September 8, 2021