Knobber

A blow job.

Hey, how bout giving me a knobber.

by Billy Washington April 6, 2003

Knobservation

An opinion provided by a friend when you are acting like a dick.

Don't be offended mate, it's just a Knobservation.

by Mandymooski August 11, 2015

Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

Wobbley Knobler

The act of violently shaking your semi-erect penis in such a way as to mimic a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

I did the wobbley knobler for my girlfriend to entertain her; she was very impressed.

by mattandlauren May 27, 2012

knobber

Noun used to describe someone who acts like an idiot and/or an asshole.
An elaboration on calling someone a "dick" or a "knob".

Also used to suggest they suck a lot of cock.

You are such a fucking knobber.

She's a real knobber, and not in the way you're thinking.

by Starkey November 20, 2007

steak and knobber

every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.

as herd on KGB 101.5 DSC show

Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.

by Robert M Heil March 31, 2008

Sly Knobber

Someone who's a little bit handy with the ladies. Especially someone who might have more than one lady on the go at once. Is a bit sly with his knob.

Kalabsra: Is Tal up to his dusty tricks again?
Rob: Yeah, he's a bit of a sly knobber.

by way_with_words April 7, 2010