knobbed

When one places an item on their doorknob to let others know that coitus is going on within.

Tim knobbed the door so we should probably leave him alone.

by speaks4geeks November 2, 2011

gob knobbler

One who: knobbles gobs

Someone knobbling a gob... ie. that Jeff sure is a real gob knobbler

by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007

A Knobble

When you land a 98% but it doesn't matter because you wanted a 100. Based off the Geometry Dash Fail on Bloodlust when the Player Knobbleboy died at 98%

Ling: Darn it! I got a 98 on my test my parents are going to kill me!
Mason: Thats a Knobble

by NotA10YearOld June 5, 2018

Unconsciously Knobbed

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.

Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

Cobb Knobbler

1) A cocksucker. (insult)

2) A member of the X-Cops.

1) My differential equations profession is such a fucking cobb knobbler.

2) I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam
Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops

by Doc Sigma March 8, 2004

Cock Knobbler

One who, when given the oppurtunity, will instantly dive on any object shaped remotely like the male penis and proceed to fuck him/herself with said object

Man, look at that guy fuckin' that telephone... what a cock knobbler

by Cj55 October 18, 2008

Knobbed

The act of taking out someones door knob while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your dick inside the hole where the doorknob once stood. Once the dick is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your dick, so that you can brag about it the next day.

One night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young Dylan, by unscrewing his doorknob and shoving their dick in the hole, and then knocking. Little did poor Dylan know that he was about to get knobbed, and that nothing but a dick awaiting the grip of his hand. The friends all had a good laugh, and little Dylan was scarred for life.

by Mocoholi September 2, 2010