Knobber

Someone who acts remotley like a knob

Rizwan u r a knobber

by Ben April 13, 2005

knobber

A historic word created by the Grand Knob. It is used generally as a word of endearment. It is also a famous annual golf trip.

Hey knobber what did you shoot today? Hey knob what time did you shut it down last night?

by The kreeateor May 6, 2020

Knobber

Getting blown.

My neighbor Betty Sue gave me the best knobber of my life.

Betty Sue: "Hey Jimmy for twenty bucks I'll give you a knobber."

Jimmy: "What's a knobber?

(Ziiippp, sluuuuurp, guuuulllllp, sluuuurp....OMFG....splat!)

Jimmy: Here's a fifty keep the change.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

Knobber

A Knobber is a blowjob that you want but you really don’t want because you will regret what gave it to you, regardless of race, sex or species.

Okay, I’ll let you give me a Knobber.

by JoeTheKnobber May 9, 2025

Knobber Nugget

When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.

Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”

by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019

Knobber job

Someone who is so fucking stupid you don’t even know what to call him

“Manny you fucking knobber job”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

OH MY GOD ITS THE NUNEATON KNOBBER!

by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022