Box of Kittens

Used in emergency cases of extreme sadness, at which point you grab the box of kittens, and dump it all over said consumer

He's going into happiness failure! Get me a Box of Kittens, stat!

Side effects of kittens may include:

Sneezing
Tiny Scratches
And Erectile Disfunctiuon

by Rick Avis October 23, 2007

Kittens

Little fluffy demons that hide under your bed and swipe at your legs when you walk by.

Beware of kittens

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Roblox e-kittens

Roblox e-kittens are discord e-kittens that beg for like 100k Robux and nitro every day from their e-daddy
then starts to say " uwu " or " thanks daddy " 💀

edaddy : whos my good wittle kitten
ekitten : i am *sharts*

roblox e-kittens are complete virgins

by unicornlover539 November 27, 2022

sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

by ian January 21, 2004

have kittens

freak right the fuck out

Mom: Your grades are dropping! Are you on drugs?!?!
Me: It's just a 'B-', don't have kittens.

by MaxWilder May 28, 2006

Having Kittens

If someone is getting particularly worked-up about something (usually excited/annoyed).

Luther: So is Katie excited about getting into Harvard's?
Cyril: Are you kidding? She's flippin' having kittens.

Barney: Are you pissed that we have another long English assignment that we have to re-do?
Chester: Yeah man, I'm having kittens over here!

by It'sFrickingMe June 27, 2010

kittens

little fluffy bastards

by Anonymous March 2, 2003