Kooter-karma 

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.

I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.

Kooter-karma by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009

Kooter 

The female sex organ. Can also be spelled with a c. "Cooter."

Wow, my kooter is on fire!
Man, her kooter smells!
I have to go to the doctor to have my kooter looked at.
I have an infection in my kooter.

Kooter by Goldielocks239 May 6, 2009

kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.

That kloosterman!

kloosterman by KDOG July 19, 2012

Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman is a bearded North-American bespectacled gopher, journalist for various magazines and the author of books of pop-culture analysis such as Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Often called the "angsty novelty-scholar nephew of Hunter S. Thompson" by no one, Klosterman picks up subjects such as movies, serial killers, 80's glam-metal and television where bored suburban teenagers left off and entertains his own witty opinions as creative subject matter.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.

Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.

Liam: "I never realized how whimsical it could be to talk about John Wayne Gacy but Chuck Klosterman makes it so easy you'd think the guy was as cool to have met as Elvis!"
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."

Chuck Klosterman by pynchin February 2, 2013

kooter cake 

When the woman has a bulge in her pants front ass that hangs out as much as her tits.

"Yo Mamma Has A Huge Kooter Cake"

kooter cake by Gangster .O. Love March 4, 2004

Skuter The Kooter 

A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.

Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.

Skuter The Kooter by Sir Duke October 12, 2006

Kooter Bob 

a slang word for a females vaginal area; pussy; kit-kat

Damn man i souped as hell!
Why?
Cuzz, i got me some "Kooter Bob"!

Kooter Bob by PrettyBoyNasty August 23, 2011