kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015

Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

KleenGrip

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.

I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.

by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011

Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008

Ghetto Kleenex

n. a roll of toilet paper.

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009

Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.

Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.

by Bruk February 21, 2003

Kement

When you have Down syndrome and you’re outside and get horny so you decide to cum on the pavement.

Peter: so what did you do yesterday vro?
Adam: I got so horny yesterday and decided cum on the street
Peter: oh soooo u did a kement
Adam: yah bro

by CumEater69420 March 7, 2020