That guy is so KJ
by Peenjuicer July 04, 2019
by Skittle5611 April 23, 2015
abbv. killjoy / kill joy Australia
A person who wishes to not socialise and have fun, therefore 'killing' the fun, or 'joy' of others
A person who wishes to not socialise and have fun, therefore 'killing' the fun, or 'joy' of others
Jane: "Amy you gotta come clubbin..."
Amy: "Nah... I'm tired... I don't want to go"
Jane: "But everyone is going..."
Amy: "Nah..."
Jane: "Oh my god you're such a KJ!!"
Amy: "Nah... I'm tired... I don't want to go"
Jane: "But everyone is going..."
Amy: "Nah..."
Jane: "Oh my god you're such a KJ!!"
by Cho Chang May 27, 2004
also known as a kill steal but you cant yell KS and sound too cool, KJ is the act of killing someone who is already hurt.
by johan ciznero December 19, 2009
or "koala job"
to suspend yourself from a woman's torso in a 69 position and recieve a blowjob but give nothing in return thus resembling a koala.
eating her out while shes hanging from you is a reverse kj.other variations include k69, and the koala toss
to suspend yourself from a woman's torso in a 69 position and recieve a blowjob but give nothing in return thus resembling a koala.
eating her out while shes hanging from you is a reverse kj.other variations include k69, and the koala toss
by hoor3x January 17, 2007
The KJ was invented by rapper Kyle Johnson and it is when a male inserts his penis into a females vagina; then takes his hand and inserts in into the vagina. Once the hand is in the vagina he strokes his own dick resulting in the best form of masturbation ever.
Mike: Bro, I'm really getting tired of late nights by myself...do you have any suggestions how to make it exciting again like it was in 5th grade?
Kyle: Yeah man, for sure. Just do the KJ
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Sarah: Hey baby, I'll let you do anything to me. What are you going to do?
R.Kelly: Bitch, I'm going to do the KJ to you big black ass.
Kyle: Yeah man, for sure. Just do the KJ
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Sarah: Hey baby, I'll let you do anything to me. What are you going to do?
R.Kelly: Bitch, I'm going to do the KJ to you big black ass.
by kylepen15 October 08, 2009