kiser Smash

When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho

The teacher was about to kiser smash all of us because we said we wanted 10 are minutes back

by That guy gary April 14, 2019

lone kisser

Someone who loves to have girlfriends but never plans on putting a ring on it anytime soon.

"High School", by Nicki Minaj ft Lil Wayne:
"I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, "Bitch, you crazy."
Fuck wrong with you?
And excuse my french, but I'm a lone kisser"

by JustBreathe August 18, 2013

Pony Kisser

A Pony Kisser is a guy who finds a "Pony" attractive. Where a "Pony" is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.

BCH: You see that Pony Gary is making out with?

Garrett: Oh My Gad! She is nasty. He can't be fooled by all that make-up, can he?

BCH: Ha! That Goof, he's such a Pony Kisser.

by King BookRock August 22, 2011

Alex kister

Super nice and cool person!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

Oh no!!!!!!!!! I don't know what Alex kister means
Oh i know hold up😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

by Doug March 12, 2004

butt kisser

Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.

Ken stays late to work everyday, so he can lick his bosses boots. He is a real ass/butt kisser

by JessicaLynn April 11, 2007

Ass Kisser

A lowlife person willing to use other people as their targets for advancement in their organization or on the job. They are proficient in manipulation skills. They normally have a nervousness about them (constantly moving their leg) or/and talk almost non-stop about irrevalent topics. This is their way of subconciously manipulating their victims. Any supervisor or authoritative figure not capable of detecting this should be terminated immediately for compromising company morale. Ass Kissers like to take gifts to their superiors (fresh mushrooms, fish, etc...) this is a control technique used on weak management. They also love to cause trouble by telling on other employees and if they have nothing to tell they will just lie to have a story. Ass Kissers love trouble! Good managers/supervisors will find a reason to quickly terminate these people because they know that is the Ass Kisser gets the chance they will burn them out of their job. Acronyms for Ass Kisser are BJ and CJ.

cj bjass kisser kiss ass trouble maker troublemaker butt licker dick licker cum swallower sociopath liar stalker

by CEO of NO Ass Kisser Companys August 19, 2011