kerosene

A fuel commonly used in lamps and heaters, derived and refined from petroleum.

Cary poured some kerosene into the heater and warmed the charming whorehouse.

by JiggaJim March 24, 2003

kimrose

One Fine Samoan who is incredibly smart and beautiful with the best sense of humor.

A Real one who will pick you up when your ass is down.

“ bing bong bing bing”

OMO OMO OMO
“Who is that girl”
“That MUST BE kimrose”
“YOU AINT WRONG SO YOU MUST BE RIGHT”

by Foilole February 6, 2018

kerosene kid

A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby

Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.

I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!

Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?

Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.

Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!

by Definitionary October 21, 2022

kerosene dream

to dream of commiting suicide

girl: i had a kerosene dream last night
guy: ur not going to kill yourself are you?

by loserfish October 2, 2006

korosensei

tentacle porn actor who works as a teacher and tries to destroy the earth even though he put a huge asshole into the moon already

you're a korosensei if you work for donald trump

by lmaolmaokkk June 17, 2016

kiosexual

When you think your in love with one of the not so famous but famous Kio Cyr, it’s called kiosexual. Kio Cyr if you see this I’m Kiosexual

Me: I think I’m in love with Kio Cyr, but I’m not sure
Someone Else: Oh so your Kiosexual?
Me: I think so but I’m I really
*in my head* yes yes I am.!

by Annalyselove1 January 21, 2021

Kerosene Male

A male with similar traits to a Sigma male, however is made entirely of dead shrubs and other flammable foliage. They lay their spawn by squatting onto a tree and laying a large embryo, out of which hundreds of grape-sized Kerosene Males will emerge after a couple weeks. Kerosene Males like to frolic in dusty meadows and overrun small towns, slaughtering innocent adults and children without mercy. When they pass away, Kerosene Males stand calmly in place and wait until they become a leafy, yellow and rotting monument of their existence.

“A Kerosene Male emerged from the forest and devoured my newborn son this morning, I suppose this might be a problem”

by Chicago Male October 1, 2022