Kindergender

Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.

it's an excuse for pedophila

“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”

by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018

Kindergender

1-Pedophilia with extra steps.
2-People who claim to be children trapped in an adult bodies and are attracted to little kids.

"Kids if a man says he is kinder-gendered, stay away from him/her."

"I knew a guy who claimed to be kindergendered, he is in jail now."

by UnhinjedTaboo December 1, 2018

Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.

Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.

by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013

kindey stone

1.(noun) an object that forms in your kindey as a result of high calcium intake. It can range from 2-8 mm in diameter and has to be ejected through the body by urinating . The process is extremely painful.

2.(adjective) used to describe something that is either really bad or really good.

3.(adjective) used to describe something utterly terrifying or scary

1."I just birthed a kindey stone and my dick hurts so bad."

2." This kool-aid is the kindey stone !"

"Man , that test was the kindey stone"

3."Dude you scared the kindey stone out of me"

by Locomon007 May 27, 2014

Kanoe

A beautiful brown eyed girl that is always smiling. She has many friends but only a few best friends that she trusts. She is very athletic and a nice body to match it. Her eyes sparkle and although she may not like her hair, other girls would kill to have it. She is known to make people laugh. She is the girl that most of her friends confide in and she always has the right thing to say. Beware though, never piss off a Kanoe. She can get angry and often times holds grudges against people. SHe may seem awkward at first, but when you get to know her, you just don't want her to leave your side. She has a low self esteem sometimes but her friends know the perfect way to boost it. She gets along with Lindseys because of their similarities. They both have gorgeous smiles, nice eyes, and are really smart. They often make the best friend duo that everyone wishes they had. It is hard to find this perfect duo so cherish it when you find it.

Damn I wish I was a Kanoe!!

by anonymousanonymousanonymousduh November 11, 2012

kinderbaby

an unborn fetus that comes in a Kinder egg

This Kinderbaby just ruined my day.

by TheHandlerLMAO December 8, 2016

Kinder Egg Man

a hybrid combination of humpty dumpty and the devil that strangely looks like a demented version of "Beldar" from the movie, Coneheads. The "kinder man" was used as a mascot for the Ferrero candy company to advertise their "kinder surprise" eggs which were chocolate eggs containing small toys, that children apparently just have to eat (even though the labels on the eggs clearly say NOT to eat the plastic toys!!!!!) The "kinder man" was featured in a commercial in which he appears on a wall holding a kinder egg, shaking it, opening the egg, taking the toy out, eating the egg, and playing with the toy. the commercial ends with the kinder man falling off the wall that he was sitting on. During the course of the commercial, the Kinder man is speaking in a completely strange dialect that you couldnt possibly understand. The most notable piece of his strange dialect is when he opens the wrapper of the egg and shouts "CHOCODOOBY, DOUBLY CHOCODOOBY". The kinder egg man commercial (that was aired on a British childrens network) was soo disturbing to young children that it was banned from television. If only kids took his falling off the wall at the end of the commercial as suicide then they might have not been so scared of the kinder man

Bob: He man, guess what!
Steve: What...
Bob: CHOCODOOBY!!!
Steve: Gahh! now im gonna have nightmares again!!! *gets out phonebook, searches for a new shrink*

Satan: The Kinder Egg Man scares the living $%!7 outta me.

by Kindahmann April 3, 2010