An old man who lives in Free Country, USA. He won a fake crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. He does little more than eat. He owns The Flamingo.
by Jonah Rowley April 09, 2005
by Trogdor the Burninator March 20, 2003
A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)
by me October 18, 2003
A character on Homestarrunner.com. He likes to eat a lot. Sometimes he eats his own sheep, which isnt very nice.
by coolpersonyo August 30, 2003
"hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!" said the knig of town, "I want to eat some butter and lard and anything else that will make me even more fat! hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!"
by the gb5 December 03, 2003
The self-proclaimed King of Freetown USA. The only charater on Homestar Runner. com that no one likes
by The Catfish August 08, 2003
An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.
Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.
Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.
No you're not.
Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.
No you're not.
by Stiffy February 15, 2004