Biscotty Kilmer

A youtube mechanic who was bitten by a radioactive biscotti and is now a Were-biscotti.

Now runs on all fours and chews tires.

His real name is Scotty Kilmer

Person 1: Oh no it's night!

Person 2: So?
Person 1: That's when Biscotty is roaming the streets!
Biscotty Kilmer: *off in the distance* Rev your biscuits!

by Tango Mango October 24, 2020

Scotty Kilmer

The most skilled, honest, upfront, best, and truthful auto mechanic in the universe who proves it on YouTube with all the how-to car repair videos.

Hi, I'm Scotty Kilmer, I've been working on cars for over the last 50 years.

by Zero2infinity November 6, 2018

Scotty Kilmer

An honest, toyota-loving, experienced auto mechanic who does YouTube videos such as car buying advice and auto repair.

Scotty Kilmer before every video: "REV UP YOUR ENGINES!"

by FiggyMiggy March 8, 2019

val kilmer

The act of going poop

I had to Val Kilmer but the stalls were taken.

by GiGi32093 April 10, 2008

Scotty Kilmer

is he a Jew? I just had to ask.

Scotty Kilmer, is he Jewish?

by Gothic Miscreant October 22, 2023

Val Kilmer

When you write a screenplay so good it blinds your eyes for a second.

This guy wrote a screenplay so good, it's a Val Kilmer.

by Kmanisles May 21, 2025

canary killer

When tossing salad, your mate rips loose a fart.

While licking my girl's taint, she hit me with a canary killer, right in the mouth.

by Woodbilly December 2, 2011