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Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.
"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
by piiglett. June 15, 2009
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killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.
"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."
by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
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Killed Two Birds With One Apple

Similar to the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" this term means to complete two discrete tasks with a single action. The term traces its origins to a practice, originally made popular by aspiring major league baseball players on the Gulf coast of Florida, of hurling apples at the apparently limitless number of pesky seagulls.
As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.
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to kill a mocking bird

The act of murdering a woman who has been mocking you.
Where are you going with that freshly sharpened axe?

To kill a mocking bird.
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Killing all birds with two stones

Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.
Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
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To Kill a Mocking Bird

the worst book ever to be written. the title has absolutely nothing to do with the book, and it had no plot line whatsoever.
everytime i picked up to kill a mocking bird, i fell asleep.
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Killing two birds with one stone

Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.
Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?
by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009
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