"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
by piiglett. June 15, 2009
Get the Killing two birds with one stonemug. "While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."
by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
Get the killing two birds with one stonemug. Similar to the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" this term means to complete two discrete tasks with a single action. The term traces its origins to a practice, originally made popular by aspiring major league baseball players on the Gulf coast of Florida, of hurling apples at the apparently limitless number of pesky seagulls.
As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.
by MGDRehab March 11, 2011
Get the Killed Two Birds With One Applemug. by BlueBeardBlueCarpet January 27, 2011
Get the to kill a mocking birdmug. Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.
Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
by brandonmarshall15 October 17, 2013
Get the Killing all birds with two stonesmug. the worst book ever to be written. the title has absolutely nothing to do with the book, and it had no plot line whatsoever.
by Fuzzums December 6, 2003
Get the To Kill a Mocking Birdmug. Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.
by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009
Get the Killing two birds with one stonemug.