kiloderp

The Standard International unit for stupidity.

When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"

by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010

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kilopology

Literally, "a thousand pardons." A geeky form of apology that is nominally three orders of magnitude better than a simple, "I'm sorry." Kilopology is the most commonly used SI-unitized solicitation of forgiveness; others include "megapology" (offered in matters of sexual infidelity), "gigapology" (offered in matters of accidentally killing a little girl's pet pony), and terapology (offered when destroying worlds). Antonyms: millipology (i.e., not really giving a shit) & picopology (i.e., not even giving a fart).

Dude! I didn't mean to spill your beer. A kilopology and refill are in order.

by ET_Bill March 18, 2010

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kidgold

Kid on chatrooms with a higher rank that always abuses mod power and bans/punishes people unfairly, often for no reason at all.

"Damn, that kidgold just banned me for one edgy joke."

by thecrazycatten March 27, 2019

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kilolanmetry

A synonym for math.

"Everybody. take out your kilolanmetry textbooks!" said the teacher.

by SockHead & Dindono June 17, 2009

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Killorglin

A small town in the south of Ireland where once a year there is a pagan festival, Puck Fair, involving worship of a goat, large amounts of alcohol and on the final day beastiality. Notable residents include Paddy Croke

Boss: "Why were you late for work, why are you drunk and why is there an animals anus in the canteen?"
Employee: "Its puck."
Boss: "TO KILLORGLIN!"

by kerry1972 October 14, 2008

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