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KIF is a clan for the fps cod
KIF by Sir Cowchip May 11, 2004
Related Words
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is what forms the botom of the bird cage.
bird cage,as refered to one cleaning pot.the fine screenings at cleen up. Good Smoke
kif by hackel September 20, 2003
1. Any shitty, leafy strain of non-hydroponic marijuana. Kif is usually only leaf with maybe some crownie heads and seeds thrown in.
2. Kif is therefore also used to describe anything that is shit, poor or disappointing. Describing 'bud'(in nugget form) as kif is saying it is shit, not leafy and non-hydro.
1. "You should be able to get a bag of kif for 1/4 the price of chronic bud."
2. "That was the kiffest party last night, man."
"Yeah, the music was kif."
"This bud we are smoking is pretty kif (shit)."
kif by Diego July 29, 2003
kif by Subeej March 31, 2003
A person who is sexy and afraid of sex at the same time
He is very kif.
Kif by KIF MID November 28, 2023

kif kroker 

Zapp Brannigan's assistant on Futurama. He is a green alien whose body is kept supported by bladders containing fluids rather than bones. He is currently in a relationship with Amy Wong.
Zapp: Kif, get me another beer.
Kif: *sigh*
kif kroker by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003