Kerning

Taking a fat shit in a sink

Yo Steven was kerning yesterday

by BigDaddy6942069420 November 11, 2019

kiraing

to leave early, unexpectedly, or right as someone arrives

-hey stream im going to be kiraing today
-sorry stream im going to be kiraing my friend just arrived
-she's only kiraing because I arrived

by ultrabluesonic October 29, 2015

Kiransingh.

THE ONE AND ONLY BOSS ASS BITCH. Savage person who will put you in your place within 0.1 second (physically AND verbally) . Don't mess up with him. Otherwise, you are DEAD.

But he can also be very kind. If you are friends with Kiransingh, consider yourself lucky because this bitch is gonna FIGHT for you. He is going to make you laugh and enjoy yourself.

Friend 1: OMG this bitch is bullying me! :''(
Friend 2: Wait. I'm gonna call Kiransingh. He'll CRUSH that bitch.
Friend 1: YES!! CALL KIRANSINGH NOW!! He's gonna crush the shit out of that bitch.

by no.no.no.no.no.no June 10, 2020

Kraning

to cream oneself (ejaculate) on account of something very simple, usually involving Boston, e.g. the Red Sox winning the World Series, the Patriots winning the Super Bowl, or sushi

"Oh, dude, oh, dude, OH, DUDE!" "Man, you totally Kraninged when you ate that sushi!"

by jo mamma February 3, 2005

kerning

Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.

"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"

by Super_Famicom June 25, 2004

Keaning it up

Doing something that's wrong and then acting like your the victim, with or without realizing that you're doing this.

Coined by the Amazing Atheist on the Drunken Peasants (An awesome podcast), named after the infamous Brett Keane who is known for doing shit like that.

Tommy Sotomayor is keaning it up .

by Adelphepothia July 23, 2016

kierann

sexy,redheaded,crazy bitchy white girl. someone who can be your best frann but if you fuck with her she can be your worst nightmare. always gets what she wants. wants everything she cant have. mommy has money. hick but at the same time jersey girll. loves to hunt and fish and knws how to have fun ;)

guy:"you wanna go skinny dippin?"

girl:"...what would a kierann do...is that even a question????? helllllz yeaaaaah!!"

by redheadedfreak001 July 26, 2011