keswick

The armpit of Ontario !

Keswick is a hick town 45 min north of Toronto(the crotch)

by forever23 April 26, 2006

keswick

A small town made of loud, noisy, irritating bikers, welfare recipients, and anyone else who can't afford to buy a house in the south. On the plus side, it is on the lake, and everyone lives near the beach!

Teenagers in Keswick, in training for riding real motorcycles, ride around on little whining mini-bikes at all hours of day. Makes one feel like exhausting all the tomatoes in the fridge to get them to be quiet.

by Anthrogirl June 11, 2007

Keswick

Keswick is a small-ish town about 45 minutes North of Toronto. It's a cute little town off of Lake Simcoe. It's a friendly place to live and a nice town to settle down in. There are things to do in Keswick that can keep you busy, and it's also small enough that you can feel safe just walkin' around it, even at night.. you don't have to be worried about what kinds of creeps are looming around. And it's also quite close to a big mall (approx. 20 mins). So overall Keswick is a wonderful and welcoming place to live and to visit.

Guy 1:"Hey! What're you doing today?"

Guy 2: "I'm gonna be chillin at my home in Keswick! Wanna join me?!"

Guy 1: "Yeah man! K-dot is rad! I'm down!"

by pinkgiraffe February 19, 2011

keswick

A small town in South-Western Ontario, about 45 minutes north of Toronto where hicks live.

Hey man, have you been to Keswick, the chicks are hicks!

by Skeets October 14, 2005

keswickian

a person who has lived in the town keswick for more than 7 years, ussaualy wears a curved hat fowards and has a skruffy beard and uassualy dumb

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by 235lucas August 7, 2011

Keswick Tree Beaver

A porcupine found in a tree in a suburban backyard in Keswick, ON.

My dog Is barking at the Keswick Tree Beaver.

by Fluffy Mossbank June 30, 2018

Keswick Tupperware

An empty margarine container reused to put leftover food in.

"Oh fack just put er in tha Keswick Tupperware there bud"

by Ouest September 8, 2020