Kevtardalonious

A person of less than superior intellect, one who is foolish and unwise

You sir are a kevtardalonious.

by That guy again again March 25, 2010

kevtarded

when you wake up and have no fucking idea what happened the previous night.

David: Why is there piss and throw up all over your room?

Kevin: I dont know man... I woke up so kevtarded this morning.

by Diggest Bicker December 9, 2010

Kevlar

1. Military extension of helmet meaning someone who rides the short bus and thus needs a helmet for safety. Used when the person being so named might catch on to the civilian slang use.

2. Also used in the context of Kevlar being dense but light-weight implying the subject is dense and a intellectual light-weight.

"Hey, Kevlar, I need you to go get me a box of chem-light batteries!"

by zArkham4269 September 9, 2009

Kevlar string

Kevlar string is when you torture somebody by hanging them by their balls with a Kevlar string

Billy. So you don't want to talk bring out the Kevlar string

Jim What the hell is that

Billy. HANGING BY HIS BALLS

Jim. Screams uncontrolled begins struggles yet to no avail slowly dies from being hanged by his balls (he said every last word he had to say they still killed him)

by Bigsops April 1, 2022

Kevtard

When a kev (in) who drives a Chevy but swears ford are the superior vehicle. Snorts that Columbia sinus sauce and talks so fast you’d think he was speaking Chinese because he’s going a mile a minute.

Hey that guys acting like a real kevtard today!

by Kevin’s enemies April 13, 2023

kevlar

my dogs name! o also a materal they put is hydroplane boats and you where kevlar while raceing a hydroplane boad it helps u float if u fall out!

1. come here kevlar!
2.the kevlar helped me float whene i fell out of a boat it saved my life!

by jessica May 31, 2004

kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017