Kettling

Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp

Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"

by Bibboberso April 30, 2024

Tea Kettling

A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.

Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.

Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!

by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011

Tea Kettling

When drunk girls begin speaking so high and so fast they start to sound remarkably like a tea kettle. They usually start off normal and after three or four beers descend into high pitched nonsence.

That girl was tea kettling so bad, I was sure my ear drums were about to pop.

by Deering October 17, 2006

Tea kettling

When you laugh so hard that you sound like a tea kettle.

“LMAO STOP THATS WAY TO FUNNY IM TEA KETTLING!”

by uglyBitchlet June 4, 2021

Tea kettling

to piss into ones mouth from an elevated Position

One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.

by Mr. tusk June 28, 2020

Ketteling

One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.

Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?

by Dustbillx September 25, 2014

Kettlin

The act of throwing a kettle full of boiling water into someone's face if they've done something wrong.

He punched me last night in the pub, I gave him a kettlin this morning and he won't be doing that again.

My girl wouldn't call me Nate the Dawg so I gave her a kettlin.

by Giffer2 June 18, 2009