by Moyyusepadd June 23, 2019
Get the Kefting mug.n; A beautiful stranger, in her mid-twenties usually with reddish hair and green eyes.
She meets men at clubs and parties and they instantly fall for her, but after a few hours of talking they turn around and shes gone - just before they could get her number. No one the man asks can tell him who she was. The only thing left of her is the smell of her perfume.
Some say there is only one Keating, and she travels throughout social gatherings across the world to give hope in love to down-trodden men.
She meets men at clubs and parties and they instantly fall for her, but after a few hours of talking they turn around and shes gone - just before they could get her number. No one the man asks can tell him who she was. The only thing left of her is the smell of her perfume.
Some say there is only one Keating, and she travels throughout social gatherings across the world to give hope in love to down-trodden men.
I met the most wonderful girl in the world last night.
Nice, you gonna see her again?
Can't, she turned out to be a Keating.
Nice, you gonna see her again?
Can't, she turned out to be a Keating.
by heynow.. January 21, 2010
Get the Keating mug.A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.
Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011
Get the Tea Kettling mug.Chad was Kenting in his dark room while on his computer.
Kyle and Chow were kenting while preparing for Trig Class.
Kyle and Chow were kenting while preparing for Trig Class.
by BEAZER94 December 4, 2012
Get the Kenting mug.is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one's clackervalve in such circumstances would rattle urgently, and possibly emit a high-pitched whistle to boot."
At the G20 summit, the newsreader said that the Police had been "kettling" which accurately reflects the agitated state of the officers in the protest, so I am not surprised they were clubbing people to death left right and centre.
by bromp July 24, 2009
Get the kettling mug.To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.
"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."
"What do you mean?"
"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."
"What do you mean?"
"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."
by fist taco February 24, 2010
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