Petophile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!

The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.

by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

Kleptophile

A person who’s a thieving cunt (See Kleptophilia).

So, fuck off Finlay Thomson, you look like Boris Johnson, you’re a Kleptophile!

by FuckTheMags6InARow March 10, 2018

Petophile

One who commits animal abuse or neglect.

One who commits horrible and harmful acts onto animals.

April is Animal Cruelty Prevention month. The ASPCA urges us to advocate for tougher laws against petophiles.

Michael Vick is so disgustingly not sorry for his years as a petophile!

by Jasmine Jenkins April 20, 2011

petophile kyle

A Kyle who is dating a underage girl.

Hi how are you? Are you under 18? Do you want my number? petophile Kyle do u want my number

by Redregal December 18, 2016

petophile

When a man or woman engages in sexual activity with their pets or random animals.

I'm worried about the jar of peanut butter on Jeff's coffee table, I think he might be a petophile.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Kudophile

A thin virus disguised at a shit brand which can penetrate many nightclub venues and steal cash and equipment.

1. "Yeah, they were another victim of Kudophillia..."

2. "That Kudophile really fucked us...."

by theGeneralPopulationOfNewcastl October 5, 2011

kedophie

When you poke someone’s asshole

Come on bro let me kedophie you
Please bro don’t kedophie me

by Cwiz January 25, 2018