A United States Marine who is suspected to be the less famous twin brother of the goonies character sloth. Aside from causing the food shortage in most 3rd world countries he also does an outstanding job of being on light duty, eating babies, occasionally buying out the entire stock of baby ruth bars and generally sucking at life. With the I.Q. equivalent to a brick his only defense mechanism is taking off his glasses causing his eyes to go opposite directions which is intended to confuse the enemy) he then throws gloves at them. Anything that is done in an idiotic manner, with less than a normal level of common sense, or generally thought of as retarded should be referred to as "pulling a kindler"
"dude you seriously just hit yourself in the forehead with a crowbar, that's what I call pulling a kindler!"
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Get the Kindler mug.Beyond gorgeous girl. Very smart and intelligent. Although are very sensitive and stubborn. Not afraid to share their own opinions. usually are very active and always full of energy. They tend to laugh at almost everything and very easy to they along with. Kendle’s are very sweet and kindhearted but can also tear you down in a second. Most Kendle’s have blonde or dirty blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Guys find them very very attractive, and are great in the bed!
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Get the Kendle mug.A humanoid race from the fantastic world of dragonlance, a Dungeons & Dragons setting.
Kender are a childrenlike race, they are naive and "steal" without knowing it, although they don't do it with bad intention, it's overcuriosity.
Kender are a childrenlike race, they are naive and "steal" without knowing it, although they don't do it with bad intention, it's overcuriosity.
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Get the kender mug.An extremely intelligent boy who is also the coolest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Kendle you will realize that he is much smarter than you. However, he is also extremely humble and kind.
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Get the Kendle mug.Kenderline is mostly likely a shy girl at first but then when u get to know her a really fun and interesting person she likes to show her inner beauty and is very sentimental.
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