Ken doll

A plastic whore

A pretty, but dumb guy

A boy toy

that ken doll was fun last night , but I'm not calling him back he had the IQ of a raisin

by skrecko May 26, 2019

Ken Doll Situation

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)

Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"

by Fried glue February 27, 2017

ken doll lines

the muscle-y cut lines on a man's physique, separating the torso from the hip/ thigh region.

"Working out at the gym has given me ken doll lines."

by Chilltown January 12, 2008

Ken Doll View

An open view but with nothing to look at . Often of flat land that has no focus, defining feature or punch to it . Although better than no view at all , less desirable than ocean, skyline or park . Similar to where one pulls down the pants of a Ken doll and sees there is nothing to look at .

That new Chicago condo Miller bought is on a high floor , but faces west , away from the lake or skyline . There is a view , but nothing to look at , it’s a real Ken Doll view .

by Peepcreep December 18, 2021

Ken doll cut

An indention on either side of a man's abdomen; the juncture of the pelvic bone and lower stomach muscles. Often observed just above the waistline of pants.

That guy has a happy trail and a Ken doll cut. Too sexy.

by Stefphanni August 27, 2005

ken doll crotch

Referring to a person with, in theory, no twig and berries. Just a smooth nether region.

Oscar - "Hey, K-Rocc, your a homo!"

K-Rocc - "Listen here Ken doll crotch, at least I got something"

by K-Rocc January 7, 2010

Ken doll arms

The inability to fully extend one's arms after a strenuous amount of exercise focused on the muscles of the arms.

I did so many curls that I now have Ken doll arms.

I'd shake your hand, but my Ken doll arms don't go that way.

by Ordinary Lou July 26, 2018