kellog

kellog (n):

1. Any permanent record where some communication with Kelly has occurred.
2. Email or AIM log containing conversations with Kelly.
I was checking through my kellog today and I found a funny phrase that Kelly used.
by Seriph X September 04, 2004
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kellog's

Being down-right stupid.
You stupid kellog's
You special k!
by Mechaton April 13, 2016
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kellogs

a guy that has abnormal skin growth resulting in flakey skin. the skin itself reminds you of cornflakes!
kellogs is a flakey, undesirable, skin growth that can be scratched off an even get into the air and can be inhaled.
by franjeep February 12, 2008
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kellogs

kellogs (n, pl):

1. Any permanent record where some communication with Kelly has occurred.
2. Emails or AIM logs containing conversations with Kelly.
I was checking through my kellogs today and I found a funny phrase that Kelly used.
by Seriph X September 04, 2004
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Kellog Donkey Punch

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face
The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.
by Jasminmarie September 17, 2009
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Kellogging

1. To continuously use forward jump kicks while playing Mortal Kombat
Dude, stop kellogging me and fight me for real!
by Flohammed Al-Broseff March 24, 2019
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KELLOGGED

To join the construction crew of women who are fucking Kelly Evans and trying to fix him.
Well, looks like Kylies been Kellogged again. She'll never learn!!
by Johnny Epic January 05, 2024
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