Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!
by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011
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Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008
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Get the helen kellered mug.A game in which the player starts on the Helen Keller page on Wikipedia, then closes his or her eyes (ear coverings optional), and clicks blindly for one to five minutes, randomly navigating through Wikipedia by way of the internal links.
Man, I started Kellerpedia like a minute ago and now I know that 'chun fuji' is mandarin slang for a bad haircut!
by c0de_RED February 23, 2009
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The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.
This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.
The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.
This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.
Person 1: Have you seen how slowly my computer’s been running recently?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered
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M: OMG, J totally Helen Keller'ed me this morning! It took an additional two hours to get out of bed this morning, had to watch a movie to recover before brekky!
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