by Graham the Muse October 9, 2010

Kellan is My best friend, I could literally trust him with my life Kellan is the sweetest most Caring person in the world he puts on a Tough guy act but when you get to know him he’s so sweet and did I Mention a total hottie, Kellan can easily get confused about there feelings so be careful but love him with all your heart , and never lie to him and make sure to all ways be feel and he will love you and never let you go
by Infinity times infinity September 11, 2019

hot woman 1: have you heard of that new guy yet?
hot woman 279,171: you mean Kellan? hell yeah i have! he makes all of my 204 bones grow!
hot woman 279,171: you mean Kellan? hell yeah i have! he makes all of my 204 bones grow!
by OOBABA GAMING December 1, 2021

a sexual position in which a girl is fingering a man's anus and he turns around and shits in her mouth.
by sardinecock February 27, 2009

kellan put some clothes on you're blinding everyone in the house.
kellan: i need sunblock! spf 1309547!
kellan: i need sunblock! spf 1309547!
by beta874984 October 23, 2008
