Harvey Keitel

one of the baddest motherfuckers alive. ranking up there with bobby D and pacino.

Harvey Keitel as "the Wolf" - "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

by kree August 28, 2005

Wilhelm Keitel

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.

Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

Keizer

Someone who seems super intimidating at first, but once you've gotten to know them better, they're really extraordinary. He's very gentle and kind and is open to listening to you whenever you need someone. He's the shoulder to cry on and will give you hugs whenever. This name can also be associated with someone who is a fuckboy. Never mistake the two or you'll be heartbroken.

"Ugh, That's Keizer over there. He seems like such a badass"

by LaLaLand:) March 20, 2019

Keizened

When you tell someone the truth and provide proof of it so much that the person blocks you to avoid hearing the facts.

Hey Mart, why did she block you?

Mart: I keizened her on matters. I'm really tired.

by RealJohnLuna February 18, 2020

Harvey Keitel

Badass Actor. Mean Streets. Taxi Driver. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. and a whole crapload of other good movies. Yeah, I would do him.

Everyone:Watch her. She's like Pavlov's Dog....HARVEY KEITEL!
Me: Drooooooooooool.

by Aleah September 5, 2005

kenzel

Kenzel is the typical bad boy in your school, he is the kind of guy who has sex with girls and then leaves them as nothing but he is a very good friend and very handsome, he is very smart and knows how to defend himself and others. He will make you laugh and have a good time and if you're lucky you will meet a part of him which no one knows.

Guy #1: oh you mean kenzel hell yeah man thats my homeboy
Guy #2:I dont like him we fought once and i had to go to the hospital.
Girl #1: kenzel omg we had sex and we're totally going to date one day.
Girl #2: kenzel you are totally tripping he is so mine.
Main girl: keep talking hoes kenzel is better than that he is super sweet and caring.

by Keepingupwthekardashians November 23, 2016

Keitels

"Keitels" states as People who have "Keitel" in their name, accosiated with the discord server "The Authority", founded by a discord user by the name of "Wilhelm Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel, Red Keitel, Marie Keitel etcetera.
Most of them have the Gothic Font used in their usernames.

Jovian: Why do they all have the word "Keitel" in their name?

Wilhelm Keitel, Founder of the Authority: Oh they're just accosiated with me.
Erwin: Buncha god damn Keitels...

by Jovian123 January 13, 2021