Kef

Kef is someone who is bisexual.

"That guy over there is Kef."

by Don Jerousek July 29, 2021

Kef

It means to Fart, farted or in the act of farting.

Jesus Christ who's Keffed? (Past tense)
I need to Kef. (future tense)
Fucking hell, who's keffing. Seriously just stop now and go wipe your arse you dirty bastard. Fucking stinks that. (Present)

by TribalKefs February 24, 2025

king kef

Another word for KFC

Wanna go to King Kef?

by Luz100 December 10, 2023

The Kef 5

Was an event that took place between the evening hours of April 18th, 2022 to the morning of April 19th, 2022. 5 Junior Officers of the U.S Navy stationed in Keflavik, Iceland violated the liberty policy by returning to their quarters passed the mandated curfew. Subsequently, an investigation was launched in an attempt to contain late night shenanigans committed by Junior Officers. The parties involved were all sentenced to reenact the touring show “Disney on Ice” in front of a live audience whilst refraining from any alcohol consumption.

Joe: I can’t believe these idiots did this.. They’ll forever be known as “The Kef 5”!
Slots: Give it a year, and I’ll show you something better!

by TESTICLETWISTER March 17, 2024

Keffals

The corn-like polyps that develop inside a trans woman's neovagina

Trans woman: "I cleaned the keffals out of my neovag today. Those things stink like death!"

by doogooder September 9, 2022

Keffal

A large load of semen that gets into the both eyes, both nostrils and at least one ear.

After he finished with a giant keffal, she needed help finding the shower because she was covered in his love juice.

by Loadrunner69 September 28, 2022

Keflume

To ruminate beyond this world. As humans, we are foreigners on this earth. This place we call home, is only temporary. Sooner or Later we shall all leave this world. The longer we live in this false home, the more attached we get to the temporary pleasures, the more clouded our state of mind and thinking becomes. Every second is a second closer to our demise, do not succumb to the pessimistic views of the people around you. To live in this world, we must live outside of the world. Thus, “To Ruminate Beyond This World”. -Abdulmuiz Abdullahi

I like to Keflume when I’m alone.

by Zheka July 24, 2018