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Keelan Fowler 

A fat podgy kid who probably is screaming at you when you kill him on any game whilst chamming down his 3rd breakfast of the day. He loves cock but won’t admit to it and has a fetish for pigs. Also is very stupid and is impossible to win an argument with because of his lack of intelligence and chromosomes.
P1 - Bro that kid is so scabby, how did he even kill me

P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler

P1 - Yeah your right he probably is
Keelan Fowler by Jesus Ma Nibbas January 19, 2019
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Keeganator 

a soulless ginger
That dude is a keeganator.
Hawaiian Origin. Goddess of the sun. A beautiful,bold,strong-headed woman. Also means Sky. Someone who understands your situation and loves to listen to others. Someone who is forgiving. That girl who has gone through a lot but still wants to love others. Someone who will stick by you forever. She's beautiful and short and funny. She always makes people laugh and has a fiery personality. She can be seen as psychotic because she cares too much but shes beautiful. Someone true to their culture.
Kaelana cares about everyone, but man she's crazy!
Kaelana by Aestheticnamesofculture February 1, 2018
A black guy but he acts like the whitest guy ever, good at basketball. Not the hottest guy ever but loves everyone and is so sweet he would literally do anything for anyone. He is THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER! kind of petty but not in a bad way and is super fun to hangout with
1. "Omg keelan your so fucking funny.
2. "Everyone Keelans friend its not fair."
keelan by superfunhotdogman July 9, 2017

Keelan-size 

Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub.
Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Keelan-size that.
Keelan-size by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

keelan nelson 

a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.
omg that guy is such a keelan nelson