i want a keeling.
by gynocologist January 12, 2010
Get the keeling mug.1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men
1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune
2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez
3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune
2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez
3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?
by Mike March 12, 2003
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Keelin means
Sexy, Reem (camels fanny), funny, Headbuts people whilst doing the angel lift in pe, Cool, Fit, Lovable.
Sexy, Reem (camels fanny), funny, Headbuts people whilst doing the angel lift in pe, Cool, Fit, Lovable.
by MeghanAbsolutleyLovesKeelin November 29, 2011
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Orpan 1: Fellow Orphans, you Won't believe it! I'm being adopted by a Keelin!
Orphan 2: No! Please take me with you! I desire a Luxurious and Secretive Life with free Titjobs whenever I'm lonely!
Orphan 1: do not demand anything of me, my Mother will swallow down your small Intestine like noodles if you upset me.
Orphan 2: No! Please take me with you! I desire a Luxurious and Secretive Life with free Titjobs whenever I'm lonely!
Orphan 1: do not demand anything of me, my Mother will swallow down your small Intestine like noodles if you upset me.
by No I dont want to put a name June 23, 2020
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Good with the ladies, flirty, very horny, a confident person, loves to make people laugh, choosey about the people he surrounds himself with and also a very loving person.
Good with the ladies, flirty, very horny, a confident person, loves to make people laugh, choosey about the people he surrounds himself with and also a very loving person.
keelin is so handsome
by jimchangwong764 May 28, 2011
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