Keebler

Receiving oral sex while eating chocolate chip cookies.

My girl is so thoughtful, she gave me a Keebler for my birthday!

by RadioWhiskey October 20, 2020

Keeblering

The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.

Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.

by Happy Elf December 29, 2012

keebler

A white person;

From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;

"Shit Tyrone, damn keebler is trippin'!"

by nn nn nibler August 11, 2003

Keeblered

The act of clearing a dance floor. Usually done by a Dj with horrible music selection or an infatuation with Pitbull.

Dude, Fronteras was crackin last night until that short DJ keeblered the dance floor!!!

by The voice of Alhambra November 16, 2013

keebler

A female of elfin attributes often found amidst cornfield and mountains.

Illinois isn't the same since the Keebler moved to Colorado.

by Troy Fuchs August 28, 2003

Keeblerization

After a long night of sex, a woman wakes up to find the man dissappeared and only a cookie left for her.

Oh no! I've been Keeblerized! Not again!

by Keebmeister December 7, 2003

keebler

The process of a small dog ,such as the pekingese, sexually mounting another mammal.

Hey dude! Kodee's tyring to keebler your cat again.

by el Socko June 22, 2006