Keebler

When you take a shit on a girl's vagina and then fuck it until it bleeds so her vag looks like a kewei and chocolate kober.

Tim: yo did you hear ms.quick is making kids read over senior trip?
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.

by kyle cavano March 29, 2010

keebler

Lol....a code name for gay men

"Damn, Rob is such a keebler"

by Christy February 11, 2003

Keebler

A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.

Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by max weinsteeen March 29, 2010

Keebler

A queer. Gay men who hang out tasting each other's hot cookies.

See also: Keeb.

Guy 1: My what a tassty Sssaulsaulito.

Guy 2: Back off Keebler!

by tlet March 27, 2008

Keebler

Receiving oral sex while eating chocolate chip cookies.

My girl is so thoughtful, she gave me a Keebler for my birthday!

by RadioWhiskey October 20, 2020

keebler

Word in which is often compared to other vulgarities such as asshole, or douche bag.

Dude your a damn keebler.

by John Miller June 19, 2003

keebler

A blast off a key.

Hey grab la chingadera and set me up with a key blurb.

by Anonymous April 12, 2003