Kebobs

"Kebobs" is a Danish currency for buying a woman or multiple women. As it stands right now one kebob is equivilant to about 7 dollars.

The term is typically used on the Slotshaven Gymnasium in Denmark, especially when bitches be "lobbing".

Dude 1: "Hvor mange kebobs?"
Dude 2: "Mindst 2 kebobs"
Dude 1: "Meget lob"

Translation:
Dude 1: "How many kebobs?"
Dude 2: "Atleast 2 kebobs."
Dude 1: "Very lob."

by Bolber Jahid November 15, 2021

kebopply

used to describe someone/something that is overly cute

Kevin: *says something cute*
Sheralyn: omg you're so kebopply

by sherylteigs September 17, 2013

kebob171

a kebob is a shin kicking short man who is incredibly difficult to fight in hand to hand combat, this type of human often displays edgy feeling and doesn't like fun, a kebobling is often friends with the vision54 and they both enjoy making your mum jokes to the Harry. Though shin kicking and enslavement of siblings are the important factors to remember.

"doin Harry's mom" -kebob171
"gasp" -harry
"My guy my guy" -vision54
"My guy my guy" -kebob171

by Mr K11 December 30, 2021

shish kebob

A collection of students of various ethnic backgrounds; not necessarily a pejorative expression.

All my friends are shish kebobs; they rule the math club.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

keboner

An occasion upon which a man experiences an erection either whilst eating or a result of eating a kebab

"Hey man, you hungry?"
"I could eat, how about Dino's kebab house?"
"Yeah definitely, the Chicken-Doner mix from that place gives me a raging keboner"

by BobbyRock January 6, 2016

Douche Kebob

An unbelievable IDIOT. I find I use it most in reference to MY BOSS.

He is an unbelievable DOUCHE KEBOB for saying that to me

by Sy Bone ya March 7, 2011

kebob

It comes from the word kebob which means kebob. And you see, kebobs have large breasts, which they use to rub in the face of ashkoon.

Smurf:Papa smurf, can I lick your ass?
Papa smurf: YEAH, LICK MY ASS, BITCH!

by [Quickman.EXE] December 11, 2004