kadance

Hot as fuck. Not afraid to share her opinion, and about the best girl you could ever meat.

Damn, Kadance is hot...!

by JAEllis March 30, 2017

Kancellihuset

Bogan garrison in Copenhagen. Temporary residence of Crown Prince 'Mamas Boy'Frederik, and Crown Princess Mary.

The building has been designated unfit, and inappropriate for bogan habitation, due to the demands of Crown Princess Mary, who in her wisdom has decided, that her status elevation from muscular Boondocks Bogan to nouveau riche, Black Amex wielding usurper, with plans for expropriation of the House(s) of Glucksborg, and designs for an obscene number of bathrooms, will commandeer Amelienborg palace, current residence of mother-in-law Queen Margrethe, aka. 'Daisy'. This pile on the campus has high ceilings, and gilt on the doors, and an adequate number of water closets, and sanitary fittings to accommodate the Donaldson clan, led by her father Jock Donalson, on their forays, with apparent plans for absoulute conquest of Denmark, which will then be renamed 'Marymark'. A blueprint has been drawn up by Per the Hornet under the auspices of the Prada Princess, to refurbish Kancellihuset as a kennel for Ziggy, Mary's canine friend, the other being Amber Petty, classified as Homo Sapiens.

by Bussey January 15, 2007

Klance

When my two space sons realized they were gay for each other.

"Yeah, I ship klance, it's beautiful ."

by Lanceloveskeith October 29, 2016

klance

It isn't gay if it's in space

P1: "Klance is fucking gay"
P2:"actually,its in space, so technically it isn't gay"

by Juniper-the-gay February 5, 2018

Klance

A fake ship made by delusional fan girls that believe 2 boys breathing in the same direction is gay

OMG! SKSKSKS LOOK AT THE SKY. ITS RED AND BLUE! KLANCE!

by logicalvldstan December 27, 2018

Klanced

when the running plot (of a series) heavily suggests something that attracts the majority of viewers, later to be not sought through or completed; a clever marketing strategy using a popular speculation to attract a specific demographic; the details used in the process often don't make sense in retrospect

"We arn't getting any views, guess we'll have to klance 'em."

"Fuck we've been klanced."

by vldownsmyass December 17, 2018

klance juice

When you mix blue and red koolaid together, you get Klance juice. it's named after the ship Klance, which is between the Red and Blue paladins of Voltron, Keith and Lance.

Me: omg look i made klance juice

Friend: oh yum

by louuuuuuuuuna September 30, 2019