booze kazoo

The breathalyzer interlock device you blow into to be able to start your car.

Gerald can't drive his car without his booze kazoo.

by Hairdo December 2, 2013

Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012

cancer kazoo

An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.

Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.

I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.

by Popehat2 December 9, 2007

kaiowhat

What you say when someone activates Kaio-ken against you right before they kick your ass

Goku: KAIO-KEN!!!!!

Vegeta: Kaiowhat?

*Vegeta then gets his ass kicked*

by GamerLuna1887 March 29, 2019

kaizoku

Japanese for Pirate. Mainly used in an anime called one piece.

I will be Kaizoku-ou. I will be Pirate King

by KaiserDragon April 10, 2005

Comment-Kazi

The act of bombarding someones social network status with comments. The comments should not be spam and should have some sort of relevance related to the original post.

Taken from combining the words Comment and Comakazi

(Victim Status) :Is at the movies. What is your favorite movie?

Comment: over 300 different movie titles...

(It helps to have more then 1 person Comment-Kazi'ing the status)

by Jayzion September 15, 2010

kazoo kid

Only the most bomb ass living boy on the planet who can rock a Kazoo like no other.
Often associated with an old educational video for children "Kazoo kid" has turned into a dank meme from the overreacting kid (kazoo kid) and the low production quality.

1,Wow did you see that video about Kazoo Kid?
2, yeah that kid has way too much swag I cant even handle the kazoo.

by Milkmansmilk September 7, 2016