mr katzel

A great teacher who makes jokes that make no sense.

Mr Katzel is funny

by Giancarlo11 March 26, 2017

katzenklo

The most holy word to bless this green earth. It can be used in any situation to outsmart your opponents

Person 1: "Where should we eat tonight?"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person1: "Where's your homework??"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person 1: "Honey it's all a bit too much right now, I think we should break up"
Person2: "katzenklo"

by katzenklo October 17, 2021

Die Katze ist Kaputt

Translates to "the cat is broken". Sometimes used as a greeting to other students that are learning German.

Person #1. Die Katze ist kaputt!
Person #2. Noo! Not die Katze!!

by Anonomono October 30, 2009

Slutty Katzen

An Alcoholic drink made of Malibu, Jack Daniels and Strongbow Cider.

David: Josh go fech me a slutty katzen, I love it like I love you.
Josh: Sure, and after if i'm drunk enough we can make out.

by Twanny666 January 16, 2013

kattie

A girl, attractive, provocative, and smart, in a real world kind of way. Usually from a small town, from states such as Kansas. Also someone with high energy, low tolerance for alcohol, and a sister that makes life very difficult

Hey shes a kattie, but I love her anyway.

by dictionarioman October 18, 2008

Kautzer

Needs to learn from his mistakes and pick better girls. Often a republican.

That golfer is a Kautzer.

by The Gossip Girl May 5, 2009

Kattebuk

Pronounced cut-a-buk, is a derogatory term used by slaves to their slave owners in Southern Africa. It is a derogatory slang word used to describe white people, and holds the definition of a 'fat white cunt'. Black people, and for a matter of fact any other race, can experience extreme backlash for using such a word, and can often result in gang beatings or school shootings.

Black friend (me) : Whats good, my kattebuk!
White friend : Hey! That's racist, you nigga!

by creamy_jasondog March 15, 2021