Katifo

Unconcious due to traumatic injury.
An alternate spelling of ktfo, which gives it a pronunciation.

The brick hit him in the head, and he was katifo.

by Aaron March 29, 2004

kaziff

The hairy area on a woman between her legs that leads from her vag to her butthole. Origin: Kaziff it weren't there you'd be eatin' that asshole, not that pussy!

I followed that kaziff all the way to that pooty-tang.

by B-Town May 7, 2003

Kaniffer valve

A non existent part on your buddy’s car that you need to help him fix so you can drink beer with him and not get in trouble with your wife.

Hey honey I need to go help Josh fix his kaniffer valve on his truck.

by Hill person February 10, 2009

Katified

The process of transforming an innocent conversation into pure and utter filth/smut

Dude, that was so Katified.

by Fly My Kuyt September 26, 2006

ken kaniff

apparently he's from conneticut, and somewhat closet homosexual. Eminem mentions him in several songs and skits.
ken seems to have a love/hate relationship with eminem.

there are rumours that he is in fact a real person who has an album titled 'the ken kaniff show', but details are sketchy.

'this is ken kaniff from the internet, tryna' lure your kids, into bed with him'
'guess who's back, back again, ken is back, tell some men, rub my back, rub my back, rub my back...'
'you want me to lick your ass, *eminem*?'

by me old fruity June 11, 2006

kaziff

the useful piece of skin between a mans balls and asshole that plays the important role of keeping these parts in place

i love my kaziff, my kaziff is great, kaziff it werent there my balls and asshole would fall off

by vujyna July 23, 2007

Kaliff

Kaliff is a great boyfriend who will always be there for your problems, he'll put his friends aside just for you to make you happy, Most Kaliff's have a nice deep voice, and their personality is another thing that you'll fall in love with.

kaliff is a great guy!
have you guys talked to Kaliff?

by goofygoober <3 March 30, 2021