Kaiser Soze

a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.

"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"

by dirtystan August 8, 2006

Kaiser Sung

see "Steve Nash"

by Durban April 10, 2003

Kaiser Steroids

These steroids will make your dick bigger. Did you know that these steroids will make the other people around him bend down and choke on something-- :|

OR it could make you high

I use Kaiser Steroids. I'm gud.

by Kaiser Steroids Inc. March 5, 2021

Kasper Sandøy

A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.

Guy 1: Woah! that guys penis is massive!
Guy 2: it must be Kasper Sandøy .

by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021

kaiser soze

a deeply traumatized male soul, consumed by helplessness, rage and an impulsive need for revenge and self destruction

after she left him he was so devastated that he started drinking and turned Kaiser Soze

by Aniretak October 26, 2007

Kaiser soze

Mysterious charactor from The Usual Suspects.

****Spioler**** Kaiser soze is Kevin Spacey aka Verbal Kent.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Kaiser Soze

A person that visits you in your prison cell late at night.. mysterious, dark and frightening, gives you an anal intrusion and disappears before daybreak.

The new fish got a Kaiser Soze two nights ago.. he hung himself this morning..

by Sir_Cruz October 5, 2006