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Internet Kaput

Internet kaput a forbidden spell that only the great magician and one of the four holy games titosplayz can cast the leader of the tits army
This spell can instantly shut down the enemy's internet connection as well as their pc/phone and power
Also it can be countered by offering 14 goats at the holy shrine of big nigga in greece...if titos casts this spell twice it will double the radius of this spell and the time the effect takes place
Sexygamer4450:Look at this noob it's an easy win gg
TitosPlayz:INTERNET KAPUT
Sexygamer4450:hey what is going on what kind of spell did you cast on me i swear i will never play this game again please don't do it PLEASEEEEE
by MinecraftGamer34 June 18, 2019
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Putler Kaput

Literally means "Putler (Putin) is broken" in Slavic and German
Russian/Ukrainian: Путлер капут!
Person 1: Slava Ukraini!
Persin 2: Putler Kaput!
by UrLocalSeagull April 27, 2023
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Stay put or be kaput

(1) A phrase to express the isolation policy of social distancing.
(2) stay in your place or you'll get in trouble
Police policy for quarantine is "Stay put or be kaput"

They'll fee you up to $5,000 if they catch you outside without a mask.
by EmJayee April 19, 2020
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Kaoutar

Kaoutar means 'River in heaven'
Kaoutar is a beautiful and elegant lady, also is Kaoutar very honest and cares alot about her loved ones.
Kaoutar is cute but has a very strong personality. Kaoutar is not the kind of person you can easily mess with.
She is honorable, trustworthy, generous, sincere and has a passion for justice.
The perfect catch.
'My Kaoutar makes me feel worth loving every day!'
by river in heaven September 21, 2013
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Karutard

Karutards, referring to a bunch of toxic degenerate anime weebs on Discord, whom only assumes & falsify information based off their low IQ delusional imaginations. People who doesn't know the truth & what actually happened but jumps into conclusion and thinks whatever made up scene in their head is real. Here below are some amazing assumptions made by karutards, they take pride in assuming/accusing/making up rumours that's not even truth.
378942265013305344 (Karutard) : gary scammed then got scammed
263967109766184981 (Karutard): i feel like gary paid what they thought was enough
362345084999696395 (Karutard): he scammed the alter quicker than I could
158354428120924162 (Karutard): i'm not like gary, wasting hundreds when its not needed.

Randomuser#1234 (Notkarutard): Wow! these people are full of themselves!
by h03$m4d October 13, 2020
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kaputt

German word for: to be broken, wasted, exhausted etc.
All kind of things can be kaputt, also people.
If something is kaputt it doesn't work anymore.
"I can't go any further. I'm so kaputt"!
"Don't sit on the chair. It's kaputt"!

Two villagers to eatch other after the tornado has left:
"Is your roof also kaputt"?
"I don't know, I couldn't find it yet"!
by Tescheniz February 22, 2012
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Kapitan Pavel

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.
Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan
by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021
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